Advantages of Sleepwalking
Advantages of Sleepwalking
Ever since I was a young boy, I had a problem with sleepwalking. My mom used to come down in the morning to the kitchen and find me in my boxers on the couch, when she distinctly remembered putting me to sleep in my own bed. It was never a problem, but more of a nuisance, and they had to start dead bolting my door so I couldn't hurt myself falling down the stairs.
Anyhooo, let me tell you about myself. My name is Jeremy, and I'm 16 years old. I'm in the 10th grade. I'm 5'9 which is pretty short for someone my age, but I'm built, as most girls in my class say, and am the main offensive tackle for my school's football team.
I'm pretty popular in school, but I don't have a girlfriend. I'm not that type of guy. I'm not saying I'm not interested, but I think its easier to pimp, than to have to worry about calling some girl up and making sure she isn't mad and shit like that.
Enough about me; let me tell you about my family. My dad is a lawyer, and he is never home. He is a traveling person, and defends important people when they do stupid stuff. He makes a lot of money. My mom is one of those super feminist rights women who is always bitching about how women should have more power and how the USA would be such a great place if there was a woman president blah blah blah. Then there is my older brother. He is a graduate from Harvard, and is now practicing law just like my dad. He is the perfect child. He does no wrong. I'm always being compared to him, "Why cant you get straight A's" "He didn't smoke pot" "He went to Harvard, and you aren't even gonna get into Harvard on the Highway" The weird thing is, I make straight A's, and I smoke pot.
Then there is my sister, Christine. She is 14 years old, and until a few years ago, she was just my sister. But lately, I've been noticing her. I know it's sick, and I know I'm not sexually dissatisfied (I get laid after every football game and practice;)) But she is one of the hottest girls I know. But she wouldn't let me touch her, even if we were both flat out wasted one night... NEVER!
She is about 5'2. Really short, but she has the biggest rack for a short gal I've ever met. I'd say she wears a 32 C! God, I'd love to bounce those tits around all night. She has long blond hair, the cutest little face and an ass that will blow any guy or girl out of this world. And to make it worse, she always wears tight clothes, coochie cutters, and tube tops, everywhere she goes.
I've always been pretty protective over my little sister, because I know that every single one of my friends would do anything to pop her cherry. I know I'd like to myself, but no one knows that, not even my closest friend, Jim. Jim is the Quarterback, and he gets a lot more attention than I do, even though everyone tells me I'm better looking than he is. But I guess that being quarterback gets you a lot of advantages. One of them is that my little sister is madly in love with him. Maybe one day I could let him in on my little fantasy and we could double-team her together. But not until I have her first. No one is gonna have her until I do.
One day, I was looking for my CD player in my sister's room, and I was going through her stuff, when I came across a very nice surprise. In her underwear drawer (which is only half the surprise) under her 2 or 3 black thongs, I found a bag and in that bag was about a 25 of weed. What a surprise, maybe I could get to know her in a more intimate way through this lovely plant.
She didn't come home till late and I heard her get in the shower, and I thought to myself, maybe I could get a sneak peak at my sister. I got in my boxers, messed up my hair and started walking towards the shower, pretending to be asleep. I barged in the door and crashed on the floor. Christine screamed at the top of her lungs. My mom wasn't home and my dad was out cold. She jumped out of the shower and started throwing water on me. My eyes shot open and I tried to look confused, but the only thing I could do, was stare at the lovely patch of hair between her legs.
SHE SHAVED. It was shaved like a newborn kitten. I don't think she could tell by my eyes what I was looking at, but she could tell by the 10-inch flagpole sticking out from my boxers. She grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself. The surprising thing was that she wasn't mad, she though I had hurt myself. She helped me up and brought me to my room.
I pretended that I had hurt my head, and asked if she could get me a Tylenol. She came back still in her towel, but she was different. She had this smirk on her face, and then she shut the door and locked it.
"I know you weren't sleep walking," she said.
"What are you talking about, I was so fucking confused when I woke up" I replied. Thank god it was dark and she couldn't see my face turning bright red "It doesn't matter Jammy, I think you have a great body too" She always called me Jammy when she wanted to borrow some money, or hook her up with one of my friends.
"For real Christine, I was sleep walking" I don't know why I was saying this, she looked pretty turned on, and my boner still hadn't gone away. "I have no clue how I ended up there. That is almost as weird as that time I ended up in the back of dad's truck."
She laughed, and then she said goodnight, and walked away. However, she had raised her towel, so I could see the beginning of her ass. She was such a cockteaser.
As soon as she got out the door, I got my bottle of hand lotion and bobbed the bishop. Visions of my sister stripping, playing with her jugs, sucking my dick, were dancing through my head. I fell asleep.
The next day at school was the last day, before Thanksgiving break. My parents were leaving town for 3 days, and I was in charge of my little sister. God, I knew I'd be eating something for Thanksgiving, but it wasn't gonna be turkey. My sister didn't let that little incident change anything. She was acting the same around me, but all I could think of was fucking her brains out. That last day of school lasted forever.
Jim and me were gonna go to a bar that night, and I told Christine she could spend the night at her friend's house.
Christine's friend, Beth, was a hottie herself. She was 16, and she was Chrissy's chaperone and mischief buddy. She was 5'6 with green eyes and fiery red hair. She didn't have tits as nice as Chrissy's, but she was very well endowed. I had already messed around with her some, but never had the pleasure of fucking her. Jim had though, and said she was a very experienced little girl. Jim and me met up with some girls in our class, got really fucked up and went in the back of his Expedition and got high as shit.
After about 4 bowls, I drove some girl to my house and we fucked like rabbits. What I didn't know was that Chrissy and Beth stayed at our house, and were watching us the whole time.
The next morning, I woke up and drove whoever the hell I banged last night home. When I got home I saw Chrissy and Beth and they both looked very guilty. I was too tired to care; I went up to my room and passed out.
Now here is where I don't really believe what happened. My sister tells me this story like this. I stumbled out of my room, in my shirt and boxers, went down stairs and poured a beer out of the fridge.
I was sleep walking, but Beth and Chrissy were here, watching TV and I sit down in between them and spill the beer everywhere. It's all over my boxers and I'm so soaked that it outlines my penis. Chrissy pulls down my boxers and grabs my penis in both hands and starts jerking up and down. It quickly stiffens and is soon 10 inches. Keep in mind that I am asleep this whole time. I don't know what kept me from waking up, but I guess I thought it was all a dream. Soon, both girls are making out with my dick.
Then, Beth gets a little daring, pulls down her panties and starts rubbing her cunt all over my dick. She didn't let it go in, but she was damn close. She turned over, and sat down, taking my whole length in her ass. She starts wiggling all around, pumping harder and harder and then... I WAKE UP.
I wish I could wake up every morning to two hot girls both wanting to fuck me. My eyes shot open and Beth screamed. She jumped off, my dick still throbbing, wanting more and more. She looked at me and started laughing, so did Chrissy.
"Dammit Jeremy," Beth said, "You scared the shit out of me!"
"Well what do you think I was thinking, when I wake up with you riding my dick like that," I said. "Now, now, you two, we can't have you wasting our precious time arguing, we only have 38 more hours of fucking before mom and dad get home" said Chrissy.
"True dat, true dat," I said.
But someone knocked on the door before we could get any further. It was the pizza guy! I was like "what the fuck". Chrissy had ordered some pizza because they didn't think that any of this was gonna happen.
So we adjourned from our fuck fest for a while. Then, I had a good idea. I went upstairs, got my bowl, got some weed, and we went outside and smoked my entire quarter. Let me tell you, we ate both of those pizzas, and drank the entire 12 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade in the fridge.
After that, we could barely hold ourselves up. But we could do one thing; go in my parent's room and crash on their king sized waterbed. We got up there and by the time the door was closed, we were all naked. I swear those two girls have the nicest bodies on earth. I grabbed Chrissy and started making out with her. I went down on my knees and started tongue fucking her. GOD SHE WAS DELICIOUS!!!
Then I felt Beth creep up under me and took my balls AND dick in her mouth all at once. She was the best. We sat there like that for about 15 minutes. It took forever for us to cum in our fucked up state, but we did, and it was a mess afterwards, but we didn't care. I put Christine on the floor, and started Hawaiian Muscle fucking her. Every time my dick came close to her mouth from between her tits, she sucked and licked it. Beth shoved her pussy into my face and I started eating her. She quivered in orgasmic pulses, her love juice all over my face.
"This is the best damn Thanksgiving ever," I said but the fun was just beginning.
They both started sucking my cock, Chrissy at the head, and Beth around the base and my balls. It was amazing. Then, Chrissy decided she was ready. I took my beast and opened her legs. I saw her little pink clit staring at me. It was beautiful. I pushed in slowly, not wanting to hurt her, but she pushed at her own will, and took all 10 inches at once.
"OH GOD IT FEELS GOOD," she screamed 'FUCK THAT CUNT YOU BIG MAN." FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT. She screamed.
She was the tightest thing I had ever fucked, but it was good, it was damn good. I went in and out, slowly getting faster. I couldn't stop myself. WE were so fucked up we forgot to put on a condom. She wasn't on birth control, and I couldn't stop myself.
But I soon forgot that and filled her up with some incestuous sperm.
"That's not fair, I didn't get his cum inside me," complained Beth.
"There's plenty more where that came from Beth," I said.
I turned her over and did her doggy style. She wasn't so tight, but she knew how to work those leg muscles, she squeezed rhythmically with every thrust I made, making it tighter and tighter until I exploded once more. But in my marijuana daze, I didn't realize that she was eating out my little sister the whole time.
"Wow, this all started because of my sleep walking problem," I said.
"You think that this is a problem?" Chrissy said.
"HELL NO!"
"Who wants some 'turkey'," said Chrissy, and I started fucking her again...
THE END
This story is part of White Shadow's Nasty Stories.
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